amanda bynes vagina found dead in apartment. drake prime suspect
(Source: slydiggers)
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
(Source: princesaluja)
And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit
(Source: sharonosbourne)
- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister








