Marissa.17.Texas.Mexican. Wishful thinker. Instagram@MarisssayvettteTumblr (3.0; @iwokeupneartheseaaa)http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb2jnnIx71rnhajdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorcanon.tumblr.com/post/36891193468/cmcross-no-you-dont-understand-this">doctorcanon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cmcross.tumblr.com/post/36174434958/no-you-dont-understand-this-actually-happens">cmcross</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>No, you don’t understand.</p> <p>This actually happens.</p> <p>We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes <em><strong>CRAZY</strong></em>.</p> <p>So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room <strong><em>and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.</em></strong></p> <p>So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.</p> <p>It was the funniest shit ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. </p> </blockquote>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51103506314http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51103506314Wed, 22 May 2013 19:06:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a3595a8728563f82c7bbbbf1f62dab1/tumblr_mmvni9TAQa1r104sso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xphaqtor.tumblr.com/post/50651759889/yes">xphaqtor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yes!</p> </blockquote>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51103266974http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51103266974Wed, 22 May 2013 19:03:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1dcd96d9376779b2af40f3c57a76536d/tumblr_mjtiq82SF71r1jiqco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51103249714http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51103249714Wed, 22 May 2013 19:03:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nunderwater.tumblr.com/post/36074683136/and-in-that-moment-i-swear-i-still-didnt-give-a">nunderwater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit</p> </blockquote>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51103234874http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51103234874Wed, 22 May 2013 19:02:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d8b32402679f6d1ab7aaadf3d9d8a69/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d92192455e0c43e96968c4b1400f4037/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mediaite.tumblr.com/post/51072459250/cnns-wolf-blitzer-asks-atheist-tornado-survivor">mediaite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bit.ly/YXS7eK"><strong>CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51095291713http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51095291713Wed, 22 May 2013 17:17:58 -0400me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymorehttp://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51095216569http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51095216569Wed, 22 May 2013 17:17:00 -0400<p><a href="http://brbjellyfishing.tumblr.com/post/50954076508/what-if-crazy-steve-killed-drake-josh-and-their" class="tumblr_blog">brbjellyfishing</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister</p></blockquote>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51095151205http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51095151205Wed, 22 May 2013 17:16:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c7928e15f9bd665c2e9a418ab0b0bd7/tumblr_mmnvsxKXUZ1rvrqaio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51095007808http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51095007808Wed, 22 May 2013 17:14:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62d52056af0b6d4ec26e67f1f317d09f/tumblr_mn74fs77qP1qkyz1oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51094869161http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51094869161Wed, 22 May 2013 17:12:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a9ca6017097b4d258e5fa9365863786/tumblr_mmwsk5D2aE1qzf5n9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://delicatemotion.tumblr.com/post/51094598062/so-done-lol" class="tumblr_blog">delicatemotion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>so done lol </p></blockquote>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51094821322http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51094821322Wed, 22 May 2013 17:11:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma06xuyti81qe6iyko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t.tumblr.com/post/50790998082/fuck-the-police-if-you-know-what-i-mean">f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck the police if you know what i mean</p> </blockquote>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51076344861http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51076344861Wed, 22 May 2013 12:23:10 -0400<p><a href="http://hippyjamfest.tumblr.com/post/51041596570/i-want-to-join-your-hardcore-band-but-my-mom" class="tumblr_blog">hippyjamfest</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”</p></blockquote>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51076286066http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51076286066Wed, 22 May 2013 12:22:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4eda11a156b9a398245fa24ce3e83e4/tumblr_mn0k9wM9Gu1r2j3nvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51043258831http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51043258831Tue, 21 May 2013 23:10:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03b178f13b682c47aba23e2a9abeee99/tumblr_mmyy83XBZP1qhz9kuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51042017161http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51042017161Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c1f80352a53318e1b91af1efbee1335/tumblr_mmz1r1gRpZ1sr5woko1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11393d2b41e635cc38c6cf9c6127603e/tumblr_mmz1r1gRpZ1sr5woko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d1254d47653691b3ecf9b9368184069/tumblr_mmz1r1gRpZ1sr5woko3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a85d16a7881fb0afcd4944579a21bddc/tumblr_mmz1r1gRpZ1sr5woko4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6aa3ef16b6c5b44a4bfca736db27375c/tumblr_mmz1r1gRpZ1sr5woko5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5dddd912b663c007c033a00defdd90e1/tumblr_mmz1r1gRpZ1sr5woko6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4818feb9b4288539206124f35f9868f/tumblr_mmz1r1gRpZ1sr5woko7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47b186ee890ee037419dc0dccc559527/tumblr_mmz1r1gRpZ1sr5woko8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9193f11522c036679238943dd6e6db92/tumblr_mmz1r1gRpZ1sr5woko9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee55b132b094ee4c48273349b864e5d5/tumblr_mmz1r1gRpZ1sr5woko10_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51038307060http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/51038307060Tue, 21 May 2013 22:10:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c09162155ab5b292d9e03e9d67200c3/tumblr_mesxt2k1Fu1qa7ajjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/27b6549d29f0a88a14ed89eadd0390b2/tumblr_mesxt2k1Fu1qa7ajjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/50964160198http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/50964160198Mon, 20 May 2013 23:37:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39ghjPXcj1qb4okto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tvspecial.tumblr.com/post/50901336837/poor-form" class="tumblr_blog">tvspecial</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>poor form</p></blockquote>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/50964061131http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/50964061131Mon, 20 May 2013 23:36:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa35c53717216c93a6a6c46329c5bbc3/tumblr_mm8apwhfoM1qla0bso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/50962556570http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/50962556570Mon, 20 May 2013 23:15:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mctgwxAYsL1riochno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ementia.tumblr.com/post/50903772592/april-6-1967-barefoot-jane-and-boyfriend-paul">ementia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>April 6, 1967 - Barefoot Jane and boyfriend Paul enjoy a picnic lunch from a spectacular lookout point high in the Colorado Rockies near Denver.</p> </blockquote>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/50961313466http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/50961313466Mon, 20 May 2013 23:00:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60e41112af813b77a79633c6801e854f/tumblr_mkpnh3Q6eU1qebgslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bali-girls.tumblr.com/post/50447059192/qd">bali-girls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>q’d</p> </blockquote>http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/50961300045http://iwokeupneartheseaaa.tumblr.com/post/50961300045Mon, 20 May 2013 22:59:59 -0400